I could have saved the money I spent on you and bought myself something nice. #notworthit #fuckingasshole
If guys say dating is expensive well I think guys cost too much. This one dude literally costed me 80 € which was NOT worth it if he does not even reply to my fucking whatsapp messages … fucking asshole
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
This is so accurate I wanna cry, oh god Tumblr WHY
i said an actress was pretty and my dad was so confused and slightly angry
I know, happens to me all the time too!!!!!!
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A bunless hun
me at day 2 of dieting
me at school
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌
this is the worst fake crying i have ever seen in my life this is so funny
He didn’t even try.
He doesn’t even know what he did wrong and is playing the victim.
Can we burn him?
HES SO PATHETIC I MIGHT CRY FROM EMBARASSMENT
WHY DID HE EVEN THINK THIS WOULD GET ANYTHING LESS THAN BAD ATTENTION
what did he do!?!?!
Guys its a social experiment, that he’s sorry
straight boys dress like randomised sims