"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt"
I had a dream, I just woke up. so listen up, this really happend. It was a sexual dream. But not with a person it was with a laptop.
I was having sex with my laptop in my dream.
I mean this is acutally pretty amazing but I’m very concerned about my subconscious well being…
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? Le sexe, je veux dire l’activité physique, le coït, tu aimes ça ? Tu ne t’intéresses pas au sexe ?
Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c’est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship
what if you could just draw a circle with white chalk and say someone’s name with all your heart and then wait for them to appear