candy

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

leopard-cub:

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

Oh

I swear to god i thought so too. Thanks

diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

image

I sometimes forget wheather we’re in 2013 or 2014 …

Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad.
anon (via invhale )