candy

I could have saved the money I spent on you and bought myself something nice. #notworthit #fuckingasshole

If guys say dating is expensive well I think guys cost too much. This one dude literally costed me 80 € which was NOT worth it if he does not even reply to my fucking whatsapp messages … fucking asshole

virborassan:

knight-enchanter:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

lmao

This is so accurate I wanna cry, oh god Tumblr WHY

reema-abdullah:

The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

folwer:

i said an actress was pretty and my dad was so confused and slightly angry

I know, happens to me all the time too!!!!!!

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

itstjxo:

me at day 2 of dieting

zackisontumblr:

me at school

zackisontumblr:

me at school

Waking up in the morning is easier if you have someone to wake up for.
(via koanilla)

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

dirudo:

clehmentine:

rad-pax-personal:

noibatitty:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

this is the worst fake crying i have ever seen in my life this is so funny

He didn’t even try.
Wow
He doesn’t even know what he did wrong and is playing the victim.
Can we burn him?

HES SO PATHETIC I MIGHT CRY FROM EMBARASSMENT

WHY DID HE EVEN THINK THIS WOULD GET ANYTHING LESS THAN BAD ATTENTION

what did he do!?!?!

Guys its a social experiment, that he’s sorry

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims