candy

telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image

I had a dream, I just woke up. so listen up, this really happend. It was a sexual dream. But not with a person it was with a laptop.
I was having sex with my laptop in my dream.
I mean this is acutally pretty amazing but I’m very concerned about my subconscious well being…

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain’t even gonna make it to this club
Béyonce 
sexe

Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe ? Le sexe, je veux dire l’activité physique, le coït, tu aimes ça ? Tu ne t’intéresses pas au sexe ?
Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c’est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

hesitence:

when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship

My friend and awesomeness guide TAYLOR <3 <3

My friend and awesomeness guide TAYLOR <3 <3

My friend and awesomeness guide TAYLOR  &#8220;shut up cunts mommy is talking&#8221; &lt;3 &lt;3

My friend and awesomeness guide TAYLOR “shut up cunts mommy is talking” <3 <3

inelegancies:

what if you could just draw a circle with white chalk and say someone’s name with all your heart and then wait for them to appear